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For The Record, I Love My Pretty Little Tesla Model 3 Covered In Nail Polish

November 26, 20197 years Z. S. 0 Comments

It’s funny, just when you think Tesla’s got the most gangbusters, insane, record-breaking vehicle on the roads, it unveils another one that one-ups its predecessor. The Tesla Model 3 shattered record after record, and then Tesla unveiled the Model Y, a crossover or SUV version of the 3 that is basically guaranteed to outsell the Model 3. Just as Model Y test vehicles are being spotted left and right and there are rumors about production starting soon, Tesla says, “hold my beer, bruh,” and unveils the Cybertruck (aka Cybertrukk, aka I’m-gonna-blow-your-freakin’-mind-and-then-put-it-back-together truck).

Tesla Cybertruck Reservations ≠ Purchases … But They Mean Something

November 26, 20197 years Z. S. 0 Comments

I had this article in drafts before Frugal Moogal wrote a piece similarly trying to address “controversy” around the $100 refundable preorder cost for a Tesla Cybertruck and the news of 200,000 preorders. However, I have slightly different framing — despite seemingly agreeing on the same two core points — so I feel compelled to still put this piece out there.

Tesla [TSLA] FUD: $100 Preorders

November 25, 20197 years Frugal Moogal 0 Comments

At this point, we’ve all seen it — the Tesla Cybertruck reservation is just $100, and it’s also refundable! Therefore, many argue that very few will go through with the purchase, especially compared to what we saw with the $1,000 reservation cost for the Model 3.

Tesla Cybertruck Dash Made With … Paper?

November 25, 20197 years Johnna Crider 0 Comments

Did you know that some parts of the Tesla Cybertruck are made with paper? It seems a bit crazy that some parts of this ultra-badass vehicle that could take on the evils of traffic or a zombie apocalypse would have a softer side, but it does.

200,000 Tesla Cybertruck Pre-Orders — #NoDemand

November 25, 20197 years Johnna Crider 0 Comments

It seems like everyone wants a Tesla Cybertruck. Whoever said there was no demand for this truck is completely clueless. I have seen several tweets from people saying they are getting one or have pre-ordered one. I even plan to reserve one once some personal issues are out of the way (divorce).

Twitter Meme Lord Unveils Thrilling Cybermeme_Template — Tesla Cybertruck

November 25, 20197 years Johnna Crider 0 Comments

Did Tesla unveil something else on the night of the Cybertruck unveiling? I’m not talking about the ATV, but something more on par with an Easter egg. Although, you don’t need to own a Tesla to access this one.

Why Tesla’s Stock [TSLA] Tanked After Cybertruck’s Reveal

November 24, 20197 years Johnna Crider 0 Comments

Tesla’s stock went down some after the Cybertruck reveal, and to be honest, I kind of expected that to happen. I believe in Tesla and am a shareholder, but when it comes to new things, humans are predictable. I have been accused of “investing in a dream” by some Tesla short sellers, and it’s true. However, if you don’t invest in dreams in some type of way, they will remain dreams and not come to fruition.

Tesla Cybertruck Checks All The Boxes, Surprises On Look, Price, & Armor

November 24, 20197 years Paul Fosse 0 Comments

Last week, I wrote an article that claimed that the Tesla Cybertruck announcement (even without delivering a single truck) would put the Detroit Big 3 in a pickle in 3 markets if it met their basic needs and offered them something worth waiting for. This article will go over those 3 markets and rate the desirability of the Cybertruck to each market.

Why Is The Tesla Cybertruck A Giant Triangle?

November 24, 20197 years Kurt Lowder 0 Comments

Why is the Tesla Cybertruck a giant triangle? The list of potential answers below is randomly ordered, not in order of importance. Some of the reasons are more speculative than others and may be incorrect or coincidental/unintended:

LOL — Elon’s Tesla Cybertruck Just Turned Manly Man-Trucks Into Princess Wagons

November 23, 20197 years Z. S. 0 Comments

There’s a lot of interesting brain food embedded in the Tesla Cybertruck. You can have a serious, intelligent, academic discussion about it all until you’re blue in the face. But there’s one basic, fundamental, gut-turning point about the Tesla Cybertruck (or Cybertrukk). The thing just turned Ford SuperDuties, “like a rock” Chevy Silverados, and ramming Ram 3500s into princess wagons. Here’s what I now think of when I look at a normal pickup truck: