Tesla CEO & Chairman Elon Musk is a wild man, a mad scientist who has lost his marbles, a gorilla ape gazillionaire who has brilliantly brainwashed the masses, a South African clone of Conor McGregor.
Holy cow — have you seen the pictures?! There are thousands of cars sitting on lots across the United States — unsold.
There’s a common pattern that follows announcements from Tesla CEO Elon Musk. A commenter on one of our recent articles summed it up well: “If this is a poker game, it’s a strange one. Elon Musk keeps showing his hand. Yet the shorts keep calling his bluff.”
Does a revolutionary engine have to revolve in order to be innovative? Can an internal combustion engine be cleaner than an electric motor? We report, you retort.
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— The Doer taught himself programming on a Commodore personal computer.
— The Dreamer made a drawing of an electric car of the future.
Elon Musk has been off Twitter for days. The internet is panicking. Some humanoids — facing a mental-emotional vacuum — are even now pondering the meaning of life.
Originally published at ilsr.org. Dear Santa, We’ve been very good this year and, if it isn’t too much trouble, we’d like a few things in 2018, let us know! Bad Federal Policies The most accurate characterization for federal clean energy initiatives in 2017 is “filling the swamp.” Proposals include reducing federal … [continued]
… With anchor Jane Curtin III. Tonight’s top story… The last automobile powered by an internal combustion engine was sent to the salvage yard today. We will have film at 11:00pm showing a 1959 Cadillac Eldorado convertible being towed into Monster Joe’s Auto & Trucks Dismantlers in Los Angeles, California. The car had been hidden in the bunker of a decommissioned Air Force Base ever since President Trump signed into law a bill confiscating all gasoline-powered vehicles from citizens during his third term in office.
Tesla was on a “death watch” nearly one decade ago. News coverage and editorials frequently postulated Tesla’s coming demise. “It couldn’t produce cars,” said some critics. “No one wanted its cars,” skeptics claimed. “Its cars broke down around every turn,” liars lied. “Where would people charge? Where could the cars be fixed?” The barriers to success were many and large.
Pollution from fossil fuels is slowly but surely endangering every person on earth. One way to reduce the threat level would be to stop burning the gasoline that makes the automobiles we drive go. The Tesla Model 3 is the harbinger of the future — an affordable midsize car that uses no gasoline at all. Production in set to begin just two months from now, and although Tesla won’t say how many reservations it has for the car, the best guess among those who follow the company closely seems to be very close to half a million.
