23 Awards Tesla Cybertruck Is Sure To Win
I’m not sure all of these awards actually exist. It’s possible some of them (ahem, #9) should have never been imagined. Nonetheless, this is what some Thanksgiving-night brain juice has dreamt up after reading about the Tesla Model 3 winning Car of the Year in Denmark.
1. Car of the Year (from almost every major auto media outlet or jury that considers the Cybertruck a “car,” including CleanTechnica for our “Car of the Year” award)
2. Truck of the Year (from every major truck media outlet)
3. SUV of the Year
4. Machine of the Year
5. Robot of the Year
6. Police Vehicle of the Year
7. Camping Vehicle of the Year
8. Robocop Vehicle of the Year
9. Barbie & Ken Shagging Location of the Year
10. Star Wars Vehicle of the Year
11. Ugly Duckling of the Year
12. Video Game Vehicle that Comes to Life Vehicle of the Year
13. Hypercaffeinated CEO Vehicle of the Year
14. Pro Sports Star Vehicle of the Year
15. Tech Innovation of the Year
16. Ruff Ryders Vehicle of the Year
17. Mafia Vehicle of the Year
18. Hold My Beer, Bruh Vehicle of the Year
19. High Times Product of the Year
20. Engineering Product of the Year
21. Elon Musk is Crazy Product of the Year
22. MacArthur Genius Grant (first time going to a non-human)
23. Smackdown of the Year
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