Eat Your Meat but Don’t Have a Cow

…manFor years I’ve been reading about the benefits of a vegetarian lifestyle. Beef production creates more CO2 than autos, factory farm conditions are unhealthy and awful, and veggies are healthier too! But let me be frank: I really really really like bacon. I can cut down on my meat intake, no problem! I only eat it with friends and relatives. But say good bye to succulent chicken breast, or slow-cooked BBQ ribs… forever? Well there’s only so much a girl can do, my friends.

So I suppose it’s not surprising that some people are looking for meat alternatives, and I’m not talking about Tofurkey. I’m talking about real meat, but minus the animal.

PETA, the folks who brought you ultra-soft vegetarian porn and plenty of responsible living tips, is offering 1 million dollars to “the first person to come up with a method to produce commercially viable quantities of in vitro meat at competitive prices” (contest details here)

That’s right, it’s lab-grown meat that never met its maker - namely, an animal.

Though no one has yet claimed the prize, I can already see controversy on the issue. Would you eat test-tube meat? If someone snuck you a lab-steak, would you know the difference? Would producers be required to label the product or would it go incognito like GMOs? And what about GMO lab-meat?

EcoGeek also opens a whole new door of possibilities. What does whale taste like, and is it OK to eat it if no whales were harmed in the making of your meal? How about an endangered tiger-steak or hippo pot roast? Would you sample lab-grown humming bird hearts? They might be tasty.

The issue at hand is our definition of “meat” and concepts of food. Given the recent controversy and publicity within our meat mass-production industry, it’s no surprise that people are starting to ask if there’s a better way. But where do we draw the line between the food we grow and the food we create?

I must admit my own trepidation on the concept. Though I’ll try anything once, the idea of my chicken breast slowly forming in a petri dish isn’t exactly appetizing. On the same token, I also believe it’s important to avoid essentialist ideas of “purity” and “essence” that I see so frequently in debates about food, animals, and the mythical Mother Nature. Is there some quality of protein and fat that changes when grown in different environments? Is it the molecular makeup or strategy of growth that’s important in food? After all, a lab is much cleaner than a chicken and I doubt a lab-meat product would hit supermarkets unless the quality of the meat was comparable to animal-based products. When we slaughter an animal, we don’t eat all of its parts, and sometimes we’d rather not know where the extra bits end up.

By removing the resources to breed, feed, raise, and slaughter an animal - simultaneously removing questions of environmental impact and humane treatment - we could dramatically streamline a growing international industry. Maybe we could even make meat taste better with some creative “growth techniques”.

Since this is just a contest and no one has successfully managed in vitro meat yet, I’ll be content to sit back and watch the show. I’m hoping for some real fireworks on this one! But at the end of the day it will be consumers who decide, and I sincerely hope people will take a moment to read the facts before hitting their local grocery. If, by chance, this turns out to be a better and tasty technology, it would be a shame to shun it on nostalgic ideas of a along-gone farmland and its inhabitants lined up for slaughter.

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  1. I would totally eat lab-whale sushi. I had some whale sushi in Iceland, it was so uniform and smooth it might as well have been lab grown.

  2. Nice story, Michelle, thanks. Meat does cost a lot in environmental terms, but we could eliminate a few Hummers and Escalades (like all of them) and have plenty of other things to attack before addressing this issue (if ever). If we are too radical in demanding lifestyle changes for the sake of the environment, we’ll just lose people.

    Sorry I haven’t written yet…it has been a rough first quarter to the year. Soon! I have posted information at http://www.squidoo.com/solarpowerlens “Solar Power”.
    Best wishes, Jim

  3. mmm… sushi… I might be with you there

  4. While I really like the idea of getting the meat without killing the animal, I can’t imagine lab meat would taste very good… I read about this somewhere awhile ago and they mentioned a problem being how to make the lab meat’s texture the same as if it were from an animal. Interesting idea, I would be all for it if it worked out right!

  5. If they could make my 1 inch very rare beef steak better for me than grown on the hoof and I could enjoy my red meat with out hurting my health. you damn tooten sign me up. I like a little pork now and then and Oya my bacon, chicken well what ever lol,
    this should be interesting lol

  6. Yum! Not sure I’d be first in line but would be eager to hear others’ feedback.

    On that note, I work on a green initiative at Amazon.com in Seattle, and we’re trying to address consumer confusion about what food and other products have the least harmful impact on the environment. We’re trying to assemble a community-driven, ranked, list of the best environmentally-friendly products available based upon informed 3rd-party feedback, to help consumers evaluate “green” product options.

    If anyone would like to add their insights, I’d certainly invite you to add your input to our “Green 3” list at www.amazon.com/green. Cheers.

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