Dead People Will Provide Heat to Crematorium Facilities

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If you’re dead and worried about the carbon emissions created from your cremation, relax. The Swedish town of Halmstad has a solution. After an environmental review showed that Halmstad’s crematorium was pumping too much smoke into the air, the facility’s director decided to re-use heat from the cremations to warm up the crematorium’s buildings.

The plan will both eliminate the crematorium’s heating bill and allow it to save money on cooling smoke before it is released into the air.

Locals in the town of 55,000 approve of the crematorium’s system, so it should be up and running soon. If the plan is successful, the crematorium eventually wants to pipe heat from its facilities to area homes. And while some may protest Halmstad’s plan on moral grounds, I’m sure that the potential monetary savings for the town will ultimately keep them quiet.

Photo Credit: Flickr user Comrade_S under a Creative Commons License

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17 Responses to “Dead People Will Provide Heat to Crematorium Facilities”

  1. Mike Says:

    scary!!!

  2. alan herrell Says:

    Proud to be a Swede

  3. andrew Says:

    Soylent Green is people!!!

  4. Kelly Says:

    Beautiful example of a closed-loop system. I’d be so glad to know that my cremation was helping to heat the homes of the living!

  5. David Waller Says:

    I wonder if there is some way to use the fires of hell in a geothermal district heating scheme?

    Proud to be a Turnip.

  6. David Says:

    Makes sense to me. I won’t be using my body once I’m dead and letting the heat go to waste is just, well, wasteful.

  7. Karen Awong Says:

    I had to look at this in terms of how I would feel if after I died would I object to my body being turned into fuel.

    I would have to say, No! I strive to be of use in my lifetime and why would I object after death?

  8. Kenneth Hill Says:

    If they are going to use my body heat, I’d like to have a discount on my cremation costs please.

  9. Distant Eye Says:

    Are they going to remove the gold from my teeth as well? I have glasses too.

    I suppose if locals in a town of 55,000 Swedes approve of it, it must be PRACTICAL AND EFFICIENT.

    My God, I bet they’ve got a conveyor belt feed on the drawing board.

  10. Julie Says:

    talk about spiritual energy ;)

  11. DN Says:

    And when Nazis came up with this idead back in the 30’s they were called “monsters”, when they were simply ahead of the curve.

  12. constant contributer Says:

    …and this has exactly *what* to do with fascism?

  13. Naruto Says:

    this is just plain creepy

  14. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater Says:

    Hitler wasn’t murdering millions of Jews, he was heating millions of homes!

    This may even make sense, but it looks SO BAD.. And if the State owns the power company?

  15. kim Says:

    i think this is a great idea. america should do this. every country should.

  16. j clarkson Says:

    Interested to know how much energy each human body could produce if burnt in a crematorium? Also, clearly thin people – say starved people – would produce a lot less – due to no fat. Wonder how much they would produce by comparison? If anyone has the answer please email me jm.clarkson007@btinternet.com

  17. katie Says:

    do dead people live on flesh?????????????? i want to know welll email me at 3:55.