Comments on: First Manure-Powered Carnival Ride Makes Its Debut

By: Nevada Dairy Cows are Ready for Cap-and-Trade with New Biogas Digester : CleanTechnica

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 14:38:46 +0000

[...] tankers on methane biogas from cow manure, the State Fair will feature a kiddie train powered by manure biogas, and legendary Segway inventor Dean Kamen’s high tech Slingshot water filter can use cow [...]

By: Uncle B

Uncle B — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 21:55:26 +0000

Large scale power generation from piggeries and stockyards can off-set wasteful American power usage, and produce a good topsoil building fertilizer sludge as well as prevent harmful nutrients from ruining good waterways all at the same time! Sounds very “European efficiency” to me, and won’t appeal to Americans who like to wallow in pig-shit up to their necks and whine about it too! In the post (GRD) great republican depression era, many former American factory workers will be more than willing to shovel pig shit and the like into the fermenting tanks for nearly nothing in wages, part-time for sure, and stoned on something or other as usual! Asia, in the mean time will push into sustainable lifestyles around the factory floors, producing shiny bubbles for the delight of American Uber-rich, like the very cheap Buick Lesabres GM has already taught them to do, and for the equivalent of 85 cents an hour! We are soooo F**ked it is hard to believe, and poop-powered novelties at carnivals are surely a sign of the times. most of us are in debt to the eyeballs, some of us are already foreclosed, a few of us are moving to shanty towns, and the Uber- rich and their Arab accomplices buy Verons, SUV’s, Rolls Royce’s and Corvettes while pick the dumps and call it recycling! Life in America is a carnie ride, poop power and all!

By: Uncle B

Uncle B — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 21:55:00 +0000

By: Indy207

Indy207 — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:09:13 +0000

I can see the headlines now:

carnival riders said it was a “mooving” experience

Wall Street bullish on new manure mover

Ebert says “two horns up”

girls named Pattie not pleased

electric utilities poo poo the idea…

producer of cow poo power says. “hey, would i steer you wrong?”

Elsie quoted as saying, if you want a ride, pull my hoof, or tail even…

film at eleven

Submitted with apologies in advance.